My Ad campaign
The Coors Light Dream
I would set up an event that would
be launched on New Years. It would be the Have a Dream, Have a Beer campaign.
It would be a soul sucker of a campaign that completely obliterates peoples New
Years drive to become better individuals for the New Year. It would be
successful because people inevitably cave to their more craven instincts in the
face of adversity. So lots of people would see this and think, Hmmm Coors Light
admits it isn’t going to change for the new year, why should I? Then they would
all go to the Beer store and Buy Coors Light. This is a completely infallible
argument. People would get so entrenched in the idea that there is no possible
way for this not too work.
My infographics would be some fat
bastard sitting on a couch cracking open a fresh can as he watches the football
game. With a caption that would read, this is Bob, Bob wanted to lose 45 pounds
this year, instead he is sitting on his couch as he has done for the last 345
days and is drinking a Coors Light. Be like Bob, give up on your dreams. Have a
Coors Light. Dreams are tomorrows problem.
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